I want to get drunk and do some cocaine. Shoot! Cocaine chased with vodka is da bomb! Buy it for me or I will buy it with credit or steal it
Month: May 2016
So Drunk today
I want to get drunk and do some cocaine. Shoot! Cocaine chased with vodka is da bomb! Buy it for me or I will buy it with credit or steal it
The Chewy Mom
Chewbacca mom كنت أتمنى لو كان قليلا أطول قليلا كنت أتمنى لو كان بالر اتمنى لو كان لدي الفتاة التي تبدو جيدة وأود أن ندعو لها
Chewbacca Mom!
Chewbacca maman est super célèbre pour la vidéo montrant son rire tout en portant un masque . Bien joué! J’aime ça!
Drunk and drunker
I want to get drunk and do some cocaine. Shoot! Cocaine chased with vodka is da bomb! Buy it for me or I will buy it with credit or steal it
Beer Drinker
Drinking too much beer will get you drunk. Is a 12 pack of beer too much?
Blissful Drunk
Blissful Drunk: does nothing but laugh, just happy to be included, loves you so much even though they just met you four minutes ago
Drinking, Drinking, Drunk
I need to steal a plane to fly my drunk neighbor far away. I need a credit if I want to buy one. I’m broke delilahlala85 delilah lala!!!
Sloppy Drunk
Sloppy Drunk
- wasted by 10pm
- needs to be taken home early
- will drink anything you give them as long as there’s alcohol in it
- a Mess
- never learns from their mistakes
Party Drunk
Party Drunk:
- will talk to anyone and everyone
- only does shots
- has to literally be dragged home at the end of the night because they refuse to acknowledge that the party has ended and they’re the only person still there